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The open secret of the bad blood between the Clintons, Hillary and Bill, and Michelle and Barack Obama is the stuff that espionage novelists dream of. So the following questions must be asked.

Why is Hillary apparently taking the fall for the Benghazi outrage and deaths of our diplomats and marines even as she hides out in Peru? What deal could have possibly been hatched between her and Obama? Is she being given a promise that if Obama gets re-elected, he will ditch Joe Biden and give her the Vice-Presidency? And has Bill whispered something else in Hillary’s ear that makes the twists and turns of this appalling Libyan cover up even more Machiavellian? 

And, of course, tonight’s presidential debate will be mocked by the very partisan Crowley (she who claimed that a victory for Romney and Ryan will be national suicide) just as Ryan was ambushed by Martha–both Martha and Crowley being Democrat hacks of the worst kind.

Finally, how will Romney defeat the joint attack that Romney and Crowley will jointly launch?