Category: Blog

Even Woke Starbucks Can’t Stand the Stench Anymore

Starbucks, America’s largest coffee company, announced it is closing 16 stores out of concern for the safety of their employees. Most of the locations are on the West Coast, Messed Coast™ where rioters, Antifa, looters, BLM, and the drugged-out homeless have been allowed to damage, but where cops haven’t been allowed to enforce the law.