The City of Portland has outlawed illegal weeds (here). No, this is not a joke. An entire battery of week whackers has been hired by the “The City that Works.” They’ll deploy workers to help get rid of these illegal weeds. As we discussed on the show today (Victoria Taft, 11-3pm, KPAM 860):
Bad weeds, you understand, take nutrients and resources away from the native species.
Bad weeds take away from the more productive.
Bad weeds don’t allow the native species to flourish and reproduce because there’s less room.
Bad weeds come from somewhere else and reproduce unabated if the environment is a welcome host. 
So the Rainbow City Council has deemed them illegal.They’ll actually send someone out to your house to tell you how to get rid of them. And you’d better.
But they invite illegal aliens who do the same thing to the natives–read citizens.
So now plants are outlaws but people who break our laws, steal our resources, steal identities, reproduce to have anchor babies are ok in the city’s eyes. They spend hundreds of thousands of  our tax dollars so they can crowd us out. 

*[slogan stolen from Chicago]