GOP shuts down federal government with global warming jedi mind tricks.

January 21, 2014

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Well of course they didn’t, but since manyliberal folks hold fast to their faith in man made global warming, will it be long before we’ll see those kinds of headlines? Seriously, Washington DC is currently shut down because of frozen man made global warming. Due to Republicans being blamed for any shutdown of government, could it be long before we’ll be regaled by these kinds of tales? 

Winter Storm Warning

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE BALTIMORE MD/WASHINGTON DC
242 AM EST TUE JAN 21 2014

DCZ001-MDZ004>007-009>011-013-014-VAZ040-042-051>054-501-502-
211545-
/O.NEW.KLWX.WC.Y.0005.140121T2300Z-140122T1700Z/
/O.CON.KLWX.WS.W.0002.140121T1200Z-140122T0400Z/
DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA-FREDERICK MD-CARROLL-NORTHERN BALTIMORE-
HARFORD-MONTGOMERY-HOWARD-SOUTHERN BALTIMORE-PRINCE GEORGES-
ANNE ARUNDEL-RAPPAHANNOCK-LOUDOUN-CULPEPER-
PRINCE WILLIAM/MANASSAS/MANASSAS PARK-FAIRFAX-
ARLINGTON/FALLS CHURCH/ALEXANDRIA-NORTHERN FAUQUIER-
SOUTHERN FAUQUIER-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...WASHINGTON...FREDERICK...WESTMINSTER...
GAITHERSBURG...COLUMBIA...BALTIMORE...ANNAPOLIS...LEESBURG...
CULPEPER...MANASSAS...MANASSAS PARK...FAIRFAX...ALEXANDRIA...
FALLS CHURCH...WARRENTON
242 AM EST TUE JAN 21 2014

...WINTER STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 7 AM THIS MORNING
TO 11 PM EST THIS EVENING...
...WIND CHILL ADVISORY IN EFFECT FROM 6 PM THIS EVENING TO NOON
EST WEDNESDAY...

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BALTIMORE MD/WASHINGTON HAS
ISSUED A WIND CHILL ADVISORY...WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM 6 PM THIS
EVENING TO NOON EST WEDNESDAY. A WINTER STORM WARNING FOR SNOW
REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 7 AM UNTIL 11 PM EST.

* PRECIPITATION TYPE...SNOW.

* ACCUMULATIONS...6 TO 10 INCHES.

* TIMING...SNOW WILL DEVELOP BETWEEN 7 AM AND 10 AM THIS MORNING.
  THE HEAVIEST SNOW IS EXPECTED DURING THE MIDDAY AND AFTERNOON
  HOURS. SNOW WILL TAPER OFF THIS EVENING.

* WIND CHILL...BETWEEN 5 AND 15 DEGREES BELOW ZERO TONIGHT THROUGH
  WEDNESDAY MORNING.

* TEMPERATURES...DROPPING INTO THE 20S THIS MORNING...THEN FALLING
  INTO THE TEENS THIS AFTERNOON AND EVENING. LOW TEMPERATURES
  TONIGHT WILL BE IN THE SINGLE DIGITS. HIGH TEMPERATURES
  WEDNESDAY WILL BE IN THE TEENS.

* WINDS...NORTHEAST 5 TO 10 MPH...INCREASING TO 10 TO 20 MPH WITH
  GUSTS AROUND 30 MPH THIS AFTERNOON. WINDS WILL BECOME NORTHWEST
  TONIGHT THROUGH WEDNESDAY MORNING AT 15 TO 25 MPH WITH GUSTS UP
  TO 40 MPH.

* IMPACTS...ROADS WILL BE SNOW COVERED AND SLIPPERY. THE
  COMBINATION OF SNOW AND BLOWING SNOW WILL REDUCE VISIBILITY TO
  BELOW ONE-HALF MILE AT TIMES. TRAVELING WILL BECOME DANGEROUS TODAY.
  THE MORNING COMMUTE MAY BE IMPACTED BY THE SNOW...BUT
  SIGNIFICANT IMPACT IS EXPECTED FOR THE AFTERNOON AND EVENING
  COMMUTE. DANGEROUSLY LOW WIND CHILLS TONIGHT THROUGH WEDNESDAY
  MORNING MAY LEAD TO HYPOTHERMIA OR FROST BITE ON EXPOSED SKIN.