Will this be the next heavily taxed item to force us to stop using, to “appease greeners?” From the UK Guardian,

“Extra-soft, quilted and multi-ply toilet roll made from virgin forest causes more damage than gas-guzzlers, fast food or McMansions, say campaigners.”

“This is a product that we use for less than three seconds and the ecological consequences of manufacturing it from trees is enormous,” said Allen Hershkowitz, a senior scientist at the Natural Resources Defence Council.”

Does Mr. Hershkowitz consider the “Sanitary consequence” of this all?

Will we revive Sheryl Crow’s call of,

“I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.”

Worse yet, will Portland’s leftists organize boycott’s against using toilet paper now?

UPDATE: Leave it to the Greeners to come to rescue with their “Reusable Toilet Wipes”

Just kidding with the photo