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February 25, 2009

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That’s Eric the Great’s Score Card, by the way.

Sully gets a shout out from Pelosi. He’s an honored guest.

SCOTUS gets a shout out at 6:02.

Is BHO pulling a Clinton and is late or something?

Here comes Michelle in a sleeveless dress. Was that a swoon I heard from Page 6? WaPo Style section fashionistas are going crazy!

Ok….it the dude 15 minutes before he made it to the podium.

5:45 to get from the door to the podium.



Ruh Roh…he ‘forgot’ that he doesn’t just start that the speaker introduces him.



well…what do you expect? After all, he spent only 143 days in the Senate before the Obaministas put him into office.



The first lady gets a nice ovation.



Impact of recession is real and is everywhere.

but I’m sure government will fix it.

We will “recover?” We always have.



This guy thinks he’s God.



We will take responsibility for our future once more.

He means government.



He doesn’t mean to lay blame. Sure he doesn’t.



PANTS ON FIRE ALERT:



Oh, I get it: lack of windmills is the cause of our problem and the fact that we don’t have universal health care is the problem…



Oh, it’s so clear to me now…

That day of reckoning has arrived. Dude, have you told Barney Frank? He didn’t think there was anything wrong with the mortgage problems. Chris Dodd…pick up the white courtesy phone.



PANTS ON FIRE ALERT:

…not because I believe in bigg
er government. I don’t.

Expanding mass transit will bring us out of the recession?



How blind I was before he told me this….

I thought…no nevermind…

April Fool’s day “tax cut” for 95% of Americans. You mean for 95% of the people. BEcause most of those people don’t pay taxes.



Nobody messes with Joe…that’s what BHO has put JOE BIDEN(!!!) in charge of the oversight of this spending.



Oh, Barack..you’re so *wired* with a new website and everything.

Gotta clean up the credit crisis.

A little reassurance to the peeps that their bank won’t take their money.

PANTS ON FIRE ALERT



Moving swiftly and aggressively to solve the problems. The problem with that is new gove
rnment programs aren’t stimulative. They just enslave a generation of people.

14 applause lines so far.

Oh, by the way, we’re taking over the banks. That ought to assure everybody. Everybody? Anybody?

I will make sure they tell us how they’re using our money.



You mean like your ACORN friends and friends like Barney Frank who told them to lend to people who couldn’t afford the loans?



“This time, CEO’s won’t be able to use taxpayer money to pad their paycheks or buy fancy drapes or disappear on a private jet. THOSE DAYS ARE OVER!”

OK, Mr. President you and Nancy Pelosi start first.



It’s not about helping banks, it’s about helping people.

Slowy but sure confidence will return and our economy will recover.

Hey, Barack, the Fed Chair said we’d start coming out of the recession in spring.



The GI bill gets big applause.



Cap and Trade is necessary he says. Yes, I believe destroying the economy to save it is the good play, BHO.

The Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? He’s rollin’

Uh, did America create the automobile?

I believe FORD started the assembly line, but did Americans actually create the first auto?

  • Carl Benz created the first automobile in the year of 1885
  • John Lambert invented the first gas powered car
  • Kirkpatrick Macmillian
  • Christian Huygens
  • Karl Friedrich Benz, born 25th November 1844 is generally regarded as the inventor of the petrol powered automobil

Oh, good, I thought we were going to let cancer slide…

BHO is going to cure it.

Is the cure for cancer what we get in return for rationing health care?

“Health care. It cannot wait, it must not wait, and it will not wait another year.”

“…the goal of this administration to ensure that every child has access to a complete and competitive educaiton–from the day they are born to the day they begin a career.”

Cradle to career schooling.

What if I don’t want government to take over day care?



Oh, wait, he doesn’t care.

Oh, and you can’t quit school, kids.

“…dropping out of high school is not longer an option. it’s not just quitting on yourself, it’s quitting on your country—and this country needs the values and talents of every American. “



Well I agree that we need kids to stay in school.

How ya gonna do that? School police?

Did he just say?

PANTS ON FIRE ALERT!!!

“Recovery plan FREE OF EARMARKS. “

An applause line for the democrats was when he said, “with the deficit we inherited…”

Losers.



PANTS ON FIRE ALERT!



This is where he says we’re going to find efficiencies.

“In this budget, we will end education programs that don’t work and end direct payments to large agribusinesses that don’t need them. We’ll eliminate the no-bid contracts that have wasted billions in Iraq, and reform our defense budget so that we’re not paying for Cold War-era weapons systems we don’t use. We will root out the waste, fraud, and abuse in our Medicare program that doesn’t make our seniors any healthier, and we will restore a sense of fairness and balance to our tax code by finally ending the tax breaks for corporations that ship our jobs overseas.

I’ll bet you won’t.

Hey, he didn’t mention Halliburton.

11 page speech. 5 paragraphs about war. Thank you President Bush.

Gitmo closure. What fatuous words. Nobody’s buying it.



US of America does. not. torture.

No, really?

Obama does not come off as sincere. Because he clearly has no idea what he’s doing.

I used to think he was a good speaker. He’s ok. I just don’t believe his words.



He gives examples of people giving their money to other people. That’s what Obama wants to do with YOUR tax money. He misses the point. Of course.

I miss the G-4-3.

I miss the sincerity. I really do. Even his bad speechifying is missed.

You’ve got to have the gravitas to give a speech.



Obama ain’t got it.

PANTS ON FIRE ALERT!!

He says he knows that. “every American sitting here tonight loves this country and wants it to succeed. ”

I would suggest to the President that some of those people made decisions, sponsored bills, bullied banks, and allowed their friends in ACORN to bully banks, allowed Fannie and Freddie to back liar loans and subprimes don’t love America. Who have rooted for America to lose in Iraq don’t love America. Who blame us for everything and want to make us like every other has been socialistic country. They don’t just not love America, they hate it.

Your pastor too. And your friends, Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dorhn hate America.

ACORN is trying to turn this from until recently was a free market country into a government gives you everything nanny state.

Speech is over.

54 applause interruptions.

6:16-7:09 pm

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