Adopt a Goose Round Up to Start Today at PDX Park

Finally someone is doing something about the layabout geese who have decided to make Portland parks their year round potty stop.

While I believe these starlings-with-bills should be shown the inside of a stew pot, the Audubon is adopting out about 100 geese. That’s right the ADOPT A GOOSE program has begun.

Audubon is more interested in the salmon being pooped on in a near by Westmoreland Park creek than the kids who have to play soccer, baseball, softball in the goose poop, but hey, admitting you have a problem is part of the healing process.
Here’s KATU’s video of the round up this morning:

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