From a 5th Listener: 
                                      ODE TO TWINKIES

Twinkie Hoarders

Once they were bakers, but now ninety-niners
unhappy with paychecks, they turned into whiners

The profits on twinkies were evil and stinky
But union boss paychecks are dancing the hinky

Massive job losses for stubborn ass unions
While Hostess retires in beachful communion

Who are the winners when Obama cares?
Those who froze twinkies
to horde their fair share

I, Ted, release the alhabetic string loosely known as Ode to Twinkies,
under the Creative Commons Licence. free4all