There once was a congressman Weiner
Who some say couldn’t be meaner
He finally did find
That he had to resign
Though he had fulfilled all sext-pectations
One June 16th he felt lonely
So he tendered his resignation at Coney
Oh, Anthony, don’t despair
Your people really do care
That much of what you said is baloney
When all of this blows over
Anthony will be in the clover
He says in his blog, you know, by gawd
I’ll publish a book and call it “Hot Dog”
Poor Anthony was heckled at his resignation
Due to serious constituent indignation
But when asked about his length
He mustered the strength
To reply “So long, friend, sooooo long!”
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