Now that the new CEO of Government Motors has announced the new restrictive fuel and emmissions standards for new cars and the plan to import such cars from China, here is what America, formerly the land of the free, can expect.

The car brings never before available benefits. Less strcutural support means better fuel mileage. Health care expenses for the country will be drastically reduced too as it is doubtful occupants would survive such a 40 mph impact.

China’s Brilliance BS6 has one of the worst safety ratings in the world.

More Hope and Change brought to you by Herr Barack Obama and his merry band of neo-coms.