When government intrudes too much in our private lives, people have a funny way of fighting back.

In an unnamed Southern California high school, students there have begun dealing in contraband in defiance of the Michelle Obama “Let’s Move” healthy lunch program.  Students have become dealers. Not in crack, meth, weed or any other illicit drug. They’ve become black market dealers in HAMBURGERS.

From CaPolitical.com,

NOW KIDS ARE LEARNING HOW MICHELLE IS HELPING THEM MAKE MONEY FOR COLLEGE—THEY ARE SMUGGLING HAMBURGERS INTO GOVERNMENT SCHOOLS, WITH THE TEACHERS KNOWLEDGE (MAYBE SOME ARE BUYING THE BURGERS) AND SELLING THE ILLICIT FOOD FOR DOUBLE THE MCDONALDS PRICE!

And the student has a pretty solid business plan according to the father of a student at the school in question who also is a columnist,

He buys them in bulk in the early morning and has a group of carefully selected minions deal them out to students at a 200% markup. All of his cohorts have to have a GPA of 2.0 or more, because he figures they are less likely to be watched, and he cuts them in on a percentage of their sales. In spite of these transactions being strictly verboten, at the end of the morning there is No Burger Left Behind.