Open Thread: Best Turkey Preparation Tips

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  1. Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a
    stuffing — imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it
    was perfect for Obamorons, who just are not sure how to tell
    when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.

    8 – 15 lb. turkey
    1 cup melted butter
    1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.)
    1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER’S LOW FAT)
    Salt/pepper to taste

    Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter
    salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in
    baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.

    Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey’s butt blows the oven door open and the bird flies across the room, it’s done.

  2. My Recipe’s are:

    1. Go to Fred Myers
    2. Buy a Hungrey man Turkey tv dinner
    3. Bring it home
    4. Put it in the NuclearWave (Microwave)
    5. add a Pinch of Salt, Pinch of Pepper
    6. A little Butter
    7. Eat it—yum yum

    My Second recipe for Thanksgiving is

    1. Go to my Sisters & Brother inlaws House for a Gourmet Thanksgiving
    and football AND HOPEFULLY NOT MUCH Obama. Can’t Beat it. Great recipe.

    More recipes to come!


    and you to Liberals

  3. Ten Things to Know If You Are Having Thanksgiving With Republicans

    1. President-elect Obama won by 8 million votes.

    2. President Bush is probably drinking again.

    3. Many media conservatives are furious with President Bush.

    4. Experts say that Al Qaeda’s recent video shows that the terrorists are afraid of President-elect Obama.

    5. President-elect Obama is cocky enough to think he can pull
    this “economic miracle” off.

    6. The “socialist” takeover of America’s banks happened on Bush’s watch.

    7 The “Democratic” Senate has been working with a one vote majority, and that vote is Joe Lieberman. If they get to the “Magic 60,” that sixtieth vote is still Joe Lieberman.

    8. The majority of rich Americans voted to have their wealth spread.

    9. President Obama will probably only get to replace liberal judges on the Supreme Court.

    10. Cheer up, the GOP still owns the “racist belt!”:

  4. Things you will need. One very lost turkey. Educate the turkey with funds paid for by Dr. Khalid Abdullah Tariq al-Mansour a/k/a Donald Warden who is a an orthodox Muslim, a black nationalist, an author, an international deal-maker, an educator, and an outspoken enemy of Israel. Make sure the turkey becomes friends with radical folks that hate American traditions like Thanksgiving. Make sure your turkey has friends from the Weather Underground responsible for domestic bombings one being the Pentagon. Your turkey will garnish the admiration of the likes of Louis Farrakhan, who is associated with Rev Wright. Turkey supporter Farrakhan says that when the turkey speaks “the Messiah is absolutely speaking.” Make sure your Messiah the turkey hooks up with a female turkey with a chip on her shoulder. By now your turkey is so dumb that it sits in a church for 20 years and does not hear any hate speech in the form of God da_ America, from the controversial “Rev” Wright.

    For stuffing mix together a 10 heaping cups of media bias, along with even more “turkey guilt” on the part of folks trying to prove they are not a part of turkey hatred with their vote. This will be more stuffing than one turkey can handle, but will suffice to help hide all that the turkey stands for.
    Once finished mixing those ingredients your turkey is ready.

    Just watch on January 20th on any channel and you will see your turkey in all it’s basted glorified juices ready to be cooked to completion.
    Oh while your turkey is cooking watch as it is basted and injected with glory filled praise to make the Messianic turkey look like the best that has ever been roasted.

    All partaking of this turkey will glow as though having partaken of the manna from heaven.

  5. Reasons for not having Thanksgiving with “ObamaFan”

    1. There’s no TOFU (no Tofurkey)
    2. Fresh out of anything Organic
    3. MTV is not allowed
    4. NoBama anywhere

  6. ok,
    I got into a discussion, related to one of these recipes, while eating Thanksgiving dinner.

    Does the inside of a Turkey, get hot enough, to pop popcorn?

    Would this be a useful measure, to determine that the Turkey is done?

    I don’t think there would be any sort of explosion, because I don’t think my oven is air tight.
    Also, I think that if the popcorn could not expand, it would just burn, that is what it does in my Microwave.

    Thank you, your initial post in this thread was on topic, mature, and insightful.

  7. “Does the inside of a Turkey, get hot enough, to pop popcorn?”

    Umm, mmm, nothing like hot popped corn fresh out of the bird, a little sage seasoning. Yummy!!!

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