January 29, 2013 in Uncategorized
|The Lolita from Medina|
“Please Note: Cameron Elizabeth Jordan is not my complete legal name. It is not so much a non de plume or literaturnyi pseydonim [sic] as it just an incomplete derivation of my complete legal name.”
“…the blog, which I started way back in 2009, was not even made public until just over a year ago, and that’s why when I chose to establish my Facebook presence, I chose to do it with 3/4 of my legal name instead of all of it. What I chose to leave off is the second half of my last name. My mother was proud of her heritage and of her family’s accomplishments and name …as was my father…so legally I have both. After my mother passed away, it was my maternal grandparents who stepped into the resulting parental void and all my academic records are either hyphenated or only use my mother’s last name. Jordan is my father’s last name.”
“… Elizabeth has cervical cancer stage 2 and has been a real trooper so far. She is just now getting to the start of the hard part and she has tried very hard to put a brave face on but I have been to those appts with her and she is way to smart to not be scared shitless…“want to hear the perverted part about how I met her? I dated her mother the last two years at WU, (Libby) she was down at Stanford alot of the time anyway she died about 14-15 yrs ago from …guess what? Cancer. Breast cancer. So about 6 -7 yrs ago I get this email from Eliz. introducing herself and wanting to talk about her mother. we met (she looked like she was 12) and I gave her the unsanitized version she had gotten from everyone else and became fast friends hung out all the time when she was in town etc. She is a good girl and has lived a very sheltered life. It’s fun to watch her mix it up with different antagonists like the peeps.“just re read my email i gave her the unsanitized version she had only heard the sanitized version from her family. Big Big $$ they sold the family business to weyerhauser corp for 7 billion dollars about 10 yrs ago“she is scheduled to have a radical hysterectomy trying to see if they can harvest some eggs in the middle of all of the chemo and radiation they have planned so she can have a child of her own someday. It would be a shame to waste that gene pool. Willy when she took her SAT’s she missed zero questions! I guess about 150 people get perfect scores every year but only 12-25 miss no questions at all. she speaks every language but chinese she is the most impressive female I have ever met, and I have met some impressive women in my day.”
“For starters I didn’t live in the US until I came here for college and at that time I was over 18….I didn’t even meet Roger until I was almost 19 … and didn’t correspond with him until long after I was 18 (I contacted him), and didn’t even kiss him until I was 23….”
For those familiar with CEJ’s other profiles, they will note the “About” section is virtually identical, as are the 2011 profiles photos of Elizabeth Swindells (discussed more fully below). One notable difference is that Elizabeth Swindells claims to be a Socialist Catholic. Besides the same biography and photos, both CEJ’s Facebook profile and Elizabeth Swindells’ VK profile contain a hyperlink to Elizabeth Jordan’s LinkedIn page (since deleted by Alvey as part of the recent court judgment).
“I am writing to provide my whole hearted recommendation of Roger Alvey and Automotive Creative Partners LLC. Roger has been our family auto broker, advisor and trusted friend for as long as I can remember. Additionally, my grandparents and uncle collect cars and own numerous rare and hard to find vehicles they bought through Roger over the years. If you look up ‘picky,’ ‘hard to please,’ ‘demanding’, auto customers in the dictionary you will see a picture of me and my extended family. Successfully navigating through this minefield of potential disappointment for this long could only have been possible for someone with the highest level of professionalism, knowledge of cars, and personal integrity imaginable. In that regard Roger has proven himself time and time again. After years of watching my grandparents, cousins and uncles all defer to Roger’s advice and input when I become old enough to make my own buying decisions, who I would use to locate, negotiate, and secure my vehicles was never in doubt. In the last two years alone I have utilized Roger’s services to buy both my M3 BMW and my Range Rover, and like my other family members, I am ecstatic with the outcome…”
The only adjectives Cameron Jordan forgot to use when referring to Roger Alvey’s auto skills were “narcissistic and self-serving,” for we now know that Roger wrote this himself, just as he would write about his first kiss with CEJ a year later. And to show just how deep Roger Alvey’s lies and deceptions penetrate, Cameron mentioned Alvey’s company, Automotive Creative Partners LLC. On his job application for his current job at Guaranty RV Center. Roger Alvey also listed Automotive Creative Partners LLC as his last place of employment. The only problem is the company was created in May 2003 with Roger Alvey the sole member, but the company was administratively dissolved on July 30, 2004.
One of the earliest and most obvious signs to many that CEJ was a fake persona was the fact that her Facebook profile photo would change over time. In the earliest edition of CEJ, most remember this girl.
For those familiar with him, Roger Alvey loves Photoshop. His own Facebook profile has been peppered with clownish Photoshop images with his face superimposed on others, or others inserted into his images. For example, even CEJ made an appearance with Chris Christie here:
Pornographic? Not exactly. Sick and perverse? You decide. But when Alvey learned that others knew about CJwetsthebed, the site was quickly closed to all but private users only. Meanwhile, Jenny Star was getting too hot for CEJ, so around January 2012 we were treated to CEJ 2.0
This bathroom self-portrait became CEJ’s default profile photo for Facebook and LinkedIn and appears very similar to the last blog profile photo of CEJ
On February 23, 2012 CEJ was under a lot of pressure to confirm she was real, so she released the following bizarre 2 minute video:
While Smith apparently never was arrested or prosecuted for his “tap” on the head of the party girl, Needham was arrested on January 10, 1993 for felony Assault II, for assaulting a woman who now works for Washington County. The prosecutor lowered the charge to Class A misdemeanor Assault IV and Needham pleaded guilty on the morning his jury trial was scheduled to begin. Like Smith in Portland, councilor Needham lost his mayoral bid and is now off the Molalla City Council.
The Robin Sage experiment had all the hallmarks of Roger Alvey’s CEJ persona: