Monday, March 17, 2008

FInal Fool Brackets Start Tomorrow, One Day Left For Nominations!

It's the Victoria Taft Show's "Big Dunce!" That's right it's Final Fool time. Get your nominations in. Put them in the comments section if you haven't done it before.
Seeding takes place tomorrow and we begin rockin' the house with the Final Fool this week. Here's last year's bracket:

58 comments:

iknowhowtospell said...

I nominate Klaturd. I accuse him of murdering an entire language.

iago said...

I think Klatu is disqualified because there is a rule against the same person winning year after year after year.

Klatu said...

I nominate Scott Moore of the SOS's office for trying to Blog here as Keith Moore. You stupid _ _ _ Fool. Of course it makes since that SOS Billy Boy would send in a Troll to play with us. Hey guys I'm speechless for words to be Nominated by such Outstanding Marxists Communists as yourselves.
Thank You, Thank You, Thank You.
And Please keep the insults coming
it keeps my Coffee Bill Down.

Ps: Operation Chaos is in full force and here it comes for you Hillary, but just for May 20.
"I'm told" I must Vote for
John McCain in November. So Sorry

Pps: Many voting for Clinton to boost GOP - Boston Globe


http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2008/03/17/many_voting_for_clinton_to_boost_gop/


PPPS: IKNOW are you working for the SOS's office with Scott Keith Moore? Just Wondering


PPPPS: I almost nominated Barack Hussein Obama (FOOL) for not knowing over 20 years how much of a Anti-American HATER Racist his pastor Wright IS.

iknowhowtospell said...

I've never met Keith, but he seems like a reasonable human being with whom I can have civil discourse despite disagreement.

Cheers to you, Keith Moore!

Seriously, Klatu, I like the guy and we don't agree on things. It CAN happen.

Klatu said...

Iknow said: I like the guy and we don't agree on things.

Klatu said: Iknow, you agree with everthing
Scott "KEITH Moore of the SOS office does and says.

Ps: Where are ya Scott "KEITH" Moore? Those Dem Registrations are increasing arn't they Scott-Keith Moore. Don't worry they'll decrease after May 20 again.


Pps: Oh and IKNOW thanks again for the Nomination

Eileen said...

Is the way to feel smart to slam someone else?
Is this how we build up, what we think of ourself?

To slam politicians seems a fun game,
but to do so to others, is not quite the same.

I think that President Bush should be on the list,
As the fool on the top, he should not be missed.

Klatu said...

I could Nominate Eileen Coboble, someone whose so stupid to still live in Communist Corvallis, a City that only allow's Goverment this Government that,Democrat Trial Lawyers,used Book stores and is so expensive to live in a person has to take out a loan to buy the only kind of food there is in that town ORGANIC CRAP. But there's worse than her.


Now where's Scott "Keith" Moore?

jonny said...

What a crackpot. Apparently klatu thinks he's Columbo now. What in the world would make you think that was Scott Moore? Because of the last name? Don't you think if he was going to use an alias at all he would change his last name before changing his first? This kind of logic explains your entire mind frame.

Eileen said...

Should I be offended at what klatu does say,
Should I quit my job and just move away.

Will find another with about the same pay,
Somewhere further North, where most of you stay.

Will you give me cheap housing, and free medical care,
And maybe free wireless I can ensnare

Klatu said...

jonny: oh really

Eileen Socialist: Free Medical care? Pay for it yourself Ladie.
Figures. Maybe I should name you top FOOOOOOOOOOL.



Where are ya Scott "KEITH" Moore?

Eileen said...

If for my own care, I have to pay,
Then why is it stupid for me to stay?
Where I have a job, that I go to most days.
So for my own housing and insurance, I can still pay.

Klatu said...

Eileen Socialist Whose a Lousy Rhymer:

Question: Does your employer withhold monies for your Medical Care Eileen or are you another one of those lazy _ _ _ Socialist Public
Government Workers who expect the Tax Payer to always pick up the tab for there Medical Care?


Scott "keith" Moore TOP FOOL where are ya? THOUGHT YOU COULD FOOL US huh Scott -Keith

jonny said...

Don't worry klatu, nobody will ever accuse you of being a socialist. Do you even know wt socialism is? PROVE IT.

Klatu said...

Maybe Barack Hussein Obama should be the top FOOL for not Knowing that he belonged to a Hate America
Racist Church for the last 20 years. At least Liberal "THE OPRAH"
had since enough to bail out from the HATE FILLED CHURCH back in 1984.


Scott "KEITH" Moore----

jonny said...

Klatu: You didn't answer my question. No doubt it is because you don't have a clue.

Eileen said...

Klatu,

When you could not think of anything better to say,
You insult me for where I live, where I stay.

When I hint at the costs of my moving away,
You insult me again, without much to say.

I work for HP, as a software engineer.
A job I once liked, I have held many years.
But with the trend to send this work off shore,
To find a new job, might be quite a chore.

Medical and Dental they kick in a share,
And as for taxes, I pay more than is fair.
To subsidize people who make a lot less,
So they to can have roads and schools and defense.

Klatu said...

Eileen: I'm so sorry that you work at HP. I here there laying more people off. The Last Concervative retired there in the Last bunch of Layoffs. Its all Socialists Like yourself there now. So you don't have to worry about EVIL CAPITALIST'S with McCain buttons walking the halls this election cycle. Most of them have retired, or got on at Symantic or Intel in Beaverton. Your Company just doesn't know how to compete anymore,and the CITY OF CORVALLIS HATES HP and all that it stands for. Wasn't that way back in 1975 when HP came to town and Corvallis use to be a Nice town to live in. To bad it was over run with Communists from 1975 on.

Ps: Lots of offshoots of HP IN communist Corvallis Eileen. And there all Socialist Democrats.

PPS: Scott "KEITH" Moore

jonny said...

Klaturd is a 5'4", 42 yr old 374 lb virgin, jobless high school dropout who lives in his mothers basement chain smoking Pall Malls in his underware all day while alternately browsing internet porn and ranting on conservative blogs with half eaten chalupas from Taco Bell on his floor.

Klaturd wins the biggest fool award.

CONGRATULATIONS!!

Klatu said...

No _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

My Mother Died of a Stroke in 2002.

Your the type she would have put
over her KNEE AND SPANKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THE WHOLEY LIBERALISMMMMM
right out of.

She would have VOTED FOR YOU THE FOOL of the year _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

Victoria Taft said...

Let's go back to Scott Moore. Is he Keith?
Well, Scott?

Klatu said...
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Klatu said...

Victoria: I'm 99.99% sure Scott Moore and Keith Moore are the same Person. Keith Moore posts start with the Rainbow Picture of your dads and end last night. I thought I'd compare old Willmette Weak editorials of Scott Moore with Post's by Keith Moore. Keith Moore even seemed abit like he was a Moderate to conservative in most of his posts for a while but there was little things that just didn't add up as a conservative. I'm sorry if I went Baserk but I've never been called "Klaturd" by someone on the RIGHT (other than a RINO)before and he got kinda Buddy Buddy with IKNOW. THIS IS WHERE THE ALARM BELLS ReallY WENT OFF FOR ME. Do A google on Scott Moore and read his articles yourself. You might agree with me.


Also your paragraph Victoria that read: I think it's apropos that former Mercury bad boy, Scott Moore, is Bill Bradbury's spokesman now (and has been for a few months). This is what got me comparing articles and Keith Moore Posts plus this Keith Moore Line that read(At what point did a halfway intelligent right-winger say that Barrack Obama is Muslim).
This Line from Keith Moore is exactly when I went to Google searching for Scott Moore Articles I think this guy was trying to appear as a conservative before this and he tripped himself up.

This operation Chaos is a perfect reason for Democrat SOS to eves drop even infiltrate alot on shows like yours Victoria. The Dems are in Chaos and Nervous.

Ps: I do agree with Iknow on one thing, IF HE IS SCOTT MOORE why was he stupid enough to use his last name "MOORE" and pretend he's some one else.

State law should be checked on this. I could be wrong, But

HEY SCOTT "KEITH" MOORE where are ya?

Abel Johnson said...

I second the nomination of KLATARD for being a mindless fool that ITs momma raised it to be. But, please really people KLATARD has a tradition to continue for it's spawn. Some have a career in the military, some work as civil servants, while others work in the medical profession. For KLATARD, mopping up at Mr. Peeps is the best his momma and papa (if we could qualify one) could ever hope for. So damnit people, let 'em get back to it.

Klatu said...

Support Operation Chaos
Continue there Madness

Vote Billary May 20

Keith Moore said...

As a general aside, does anyone know who this Scott Moore guy the turd is referring to is? I'm getting faintly irritated being called something else when, for possibly the first time EVER, I'm posting comments in a blog under my real name.

I second iknowhowtospell's nomination of Klaturd for the Final Fool. I reccommend we add on honors for being a medical miracle... the only man to live so long without a brain.

By the by, Victoria... you can verify my real-life existence with Mike DeVitro (I think that's how you spell his last name) of the PSU College Republicans. He can testify that, indeed, I am Keith Moore and not the person this Klaturd dip thinks I am.

Scottiebill said...

This particular bog of Victoria's has degenerated into nothing more than a loe/hate series of rantings for and against klatu and eileen coboble.

It was my impression that Victoria did not have this sort of thing in mind when she started this nomination process of the "Biggest Fool".

In that light, I would like to nominate everyone who has posted before me who have attacked eileen and klatu. They started the downward spiral of personal attacks on their fellow posters rather than nominating for "Fool" someone who really deserves the title. Obama's preacher and "mentor", Jeremiah Wright (the word "reverend" is not appropriate nor fitting for this fathead) comes to mind, as well as Obama for standing by Wright, who will now take his place among that infamous group of National bigots, Jesse Jackson, Louis Farrakhan, Al Sharpton, and Portland's own Roy Tate.

Scottiebill said...

Oops! I wrote "bog" rather than "blog" in my first sentence. But maybe "bog" is the right word for the way this particular blog has gone.

jonny said...

Actually I don't think any one is joking about nominating Klatu. As evident here, he is the clear winner.

Klatu said...

Scott Moore, College Republicans don't act like Liberals, and get along philosophically with IKNOW,jonny, Bill Bradbury,etc.
You _ _ _ _ have pretended to be conservative on this blog way to many times, and I don't think we've had a Liberal State Official "pretending" on this Blog before.Its an all time first in my opinion.
Your the Main FOOL Scott Moore for trying to fool us.

Keith Moore said...

What color's the sky in your world, Klatu?

iknowhowtospell said...

Just when you think Klaturd has reached his zenith, he ups his game to an entirely new level. You have to admire that, actually.

Victoria, these are your loyal listeners. Be proud.

Klatu said...

Maybe "Scott Moore" "Keith Moore" and "Iknow Moore" are the same Person. Bill Bradbury must pay you Donkeys _ _ _ _ good.

Ps: "Iknow Moore" so your a College Republican to AAAAAAA
pretending to go to PSU?

Pps: "Iknow Moore" you can always change the Channel to MSDNC or
to the "LIBERAL THE OPRAH".

iknowhowtospell said...

I'll give you a million billion kazillion dollars if you can prove that Keith and I are the same person, Klaturd. And I'll give you twice as much if you can do so by coming up with IP addresses for the two of us and showing that they match.

I've never met the guy.

In the meantime, you and your dozen or so personas should zip the lip and let the adults do the serious talking, OK? Try not to soil the sandbox.

Klatu said...

IKNOWi'mneverontopic Moore said:

you should zip the lip and let the adults do the serious talking, OK?

Klatu said: Liberals are adults thats a laughhhhh. Maybe I should switch my vote to YOU for Fooool

IKNOW Moore

Keith Moore said...

Klatu is what happens when cousins marry. *sighs* Might be sorta interesting if we were the same person, iknowhowtospell... it'd be the first instance of multiple personalities meeting online.

Oh, and don't blame Victoria for the fact that stupid people babble on her blog... stupid people babble on blogs everywhere.

Klatu said...

Liberal Scott Keith IKNOW Moore: Your expertise on ANTI-WAR tactics may haunt you. The Military is looking for more area's to make practice war game zones out of. Your residence maybe chosen instead of Berkely Calfornia.

Ps: You and your twin IKNOW are real good at staying on topic you
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

Billary May 20

Keith Moore said...

I hope so! Maybe the soldiers will lend me one of their SAWs or something. What do you think? :) Do ya think I'd look cool with a bazooka in hand?

Klatu said...

Yes Scott Keith IKNOW Moore---Your expertise in ANTI-WAR propaganda would make you Qualified to Fire on the US Military. Maybe you should practise painting the front of Military Recruiters offices first Scott Keith IKNOW MOORE BEFORE YOU FIRE YOUR Bazooka. The Military Don't miss and lets don't give another reason for "Neil Young" to write another song (OHIO) about the Military killing Civilians. BUT IF YOU WANT TO BE STUPID!!!!!!

jonny said...

Jeez man... its not the same guy ALRIGHT! GET OFF it already. Man I feel sorry for your Ex- girlfriends; assuming youve ever had any. Just how many restraining orders do you have anyway?

iknowhowtospell said...
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Keith Moore said...

*lol* You're so bad, iknowhowtospell. But you're ever so right.

Victoria Taft said...

FYI: Scott Moore wrote for the mercury now he's the secretary of state's spokesman.

iknowhowtospell said...

Why did you remove THAT post, victoria?

There were no swear words, there was no nudity, there was NOTHING objectionable about it.

iknowhowtospell said...

Go ahead, remove it again.

Keith Moore said...

Oh, OK. Well, I'd love to be a writer for a newspaper but I'm still just a private citizen.

As a general aside, iknowhowtospell, it's a funny and accurate description of what Klatu is like (spitting out stupid insults in a mindless fashion) but there ARE morons on both sides of the issue so the sign itself is legitimate.

iknowhowtospell said...

I'll be the first to admit (and have, on several occasions) that there are plenty of whack jobs on the left to counter those on the right.

It seems to me, though, that among the many conservatives who read and post here (you being the most obvious exception), the traffic only moves in one direction.

Klatu said...

Scott Keith Moore said: Oh, OK. Well, I'd love to be a writer for a newspaper but I'm still just a private citizen.

Klatu said: You already have experience writing for Liberal Willamette Weak Scott Keith Moore. But As Bill B.'S Mole Scott,
you only seem concerned with Operation Chaos Posts. Why? You don't like Victorias other Posts? So Bill B. is on board with B. Hussein Osama AAAAAAA?


Iknow: Victoria's erasing your Potty Talk Posts again AAAAAAA.
I'm So SORRRRRRRY _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

See you guys Friday and Saturday
at the Hussein Osama Lama Bama Love Fests?

I'll be standing with the HITLERY
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS.

Keith Moore said...

I'm curious, iknowhowtospell... how many of the people that post to Victoria's blog are Klatu in disguise? I know he's done stupid things like that before.

As an aside, where do you think Klatu gets his material? His stupid commentary has such variety that I'm starting to think that someone's handing him suggestions.

iknowhowtospell said...

Gosh, I'd have to go back through the past month's threads to get a total count, but I'd guess he's used at least a dozen different names. The only one I'm not sure about is "tnr", who posted a reply to something I wrote to Klatu and said "I ...", as if Klatu had forgotten to edit his profile info before posting his follow-up.

The major tipoffs are, of course, the incredibly poor spelling and grammar and over-use of dashes when "swearing".

That said, I can guarantee to each and every reader out there that there is only one iknowhowtospell; I simply don't have enough time or energy to start up with different personas. Why mess with perfection? :)

Klatu said...

Scott Moore: Pictured to the right.


"Iknow I'm never on Topic Moore" said: I can guarantee to each and every reader out there that there is only one iknowhowtospell;

Yea right: sure and Thats one to many Iknows you foooool.


Ps: Idea for Victoria,
You should delete any Posts that are not on topic (Mine included, Klatu) besides along with Potty talk: The Left is always trying to blurr the Message---Just an Idea.

Keith Moore said...

No. Scott Moore has a shorter beard and is more bald. Keith Moore, on the other hand, is pictured to the right making a lame attempt to photograph himself by holding the camera backwards. Reason #211 that we know Klatu is a nitwit.

Ah. So there are about 12 whackjobs on this blog that are actually Klatu displaying his normal lack of intellectual firepower. See? Not as many morons as you thought! Just one.

I've come up with a brilliant idea, incidentally. Let's all put our heads together and figure out, based on his intelligence level and apparent skill in writing, how old Klatu is. I vote for 12... what do the rest of you think?

Klatu said...

I apoligise Keith:

Klatu

Ps: I'm 54

iknowhowtospell said...

54? Knowing Klatu, he probably means 45. But he's trying, darn it! Good for the little guy.

Say the hard words slowly before you write, too, Klatu. It is spelled APOLOGIZE, not "apoligise". "Apoligise" might be some kind of sauce you'd order with pasta.

I know, it's a tough one, but it's late and you should probably have your glass of warm milk and go to bed. Night night.

Klatu said...

God your an _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

Pick a Wal-Mart Parking Lot
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

Name the Time?

You _ _ _ _ _ Fool?

Keith Moore said...

Actually, iknowhowtospell, apologize can be spelled with an 's' in British (as opposed to American) English. I appreciate the sentiment, Klatu, if you're actually sincere.

Klatu said...

I em
Ps: Keith I brightened and inhanced your Picture abit.
HP products are still good for something. Why Don't you
copy & Paste your picture
into your "my picture's folder"
or whatever. Your Pictures pretty dark.

Pps: Keith, you can tell a few of us on Victoria's blog including myself have been going round & round with IKNOW for a number of Years. Plus you can probably figure out where he got his Blog name from. I think faster then I type.I guess I'm a candidate for Voice activated keyboards.

Klatu

Keith Moore said...

I'll... uhh... take that under consideration, Klatu. PLEASE stop using my picture.

As to iknowhowtospell, he seems like a pleasant and intelligent gent albeit from the other side of the political spectrum. It's obvious that he's a worthy foe and perhaps I'll have the opportunity to cross swords with him from time to time.

iknowhowtospell said...

Klatu,

I'd expect nothing less from you: overmatched in a battle of wits, and unable to back up an opinion, you resort to putting up your fists as if that would solve anything. This is the "knuckle dragging, mouth breathing" kind of behavior that gets people into wars sometimes: no negotiation, no talk - just violence.

So you pick the parking lot, you pick the date. Then, you can go and wait for the Great Pumpkin. For as long as you want.

You're not worth my time.